Paul King - Lead vocals/ipad

Paul was raised by wild dogs in Indonesia before being rescued by missionaries. He grew up in Leeds and moved into the lard business. He now runs a clog segging shop in Cleckheaton

Dave Knowles - Lead Guitar

After years of resenting his brother's success on TV programs slapping MDF and Hammerite on peasant housing, Dave decided enough was enough and had to finally let his talent outshine Nick's.

Claire Grace - Sax/Flute

After spending 30 years as Hartlepool's only British born Japanese Shamen, Claire returned to Yorkshire to take up her first calling - playing Sax and Flute in an 80s covers band.

Rob Morley - Drums

In 1912, bored, left handed dog groomer Rob discovered that waving wet clothing in the air dried it quicker than leaving it on a clothes horse. He tried moving his discovery on by attaching clothing to geese and quickly found himself without cloth. He discontinued his pursuit of the tumble dryer and started hitting nails into walls - a hobby that would take him to play drums in Decade. 

Mick O'Duckworth - Keyboards/Spoons

Oirish Mick first came to these shores during the potato famine of 1852 where he setup as a dung sculptor in a small workshop in Giggleswick. Nowadays he loves to paint sheep and milk pigs.

Ian Morris - Bass/Ale

Ian is the lovechild of Julio Iglesias and Bella Emberg. He is currently working on a PHD titled "How many pints should a bass player really drink on gig night".